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Mountain Computer Talk
LOG ON: making a wood stove hotter
LOG OFF: don't add no more wood
MONITOR: keeping an eye on the wood stove
DOWNLOAD: getting the farwood out of the pickup
MEGA HERTZ: when yer not careful getting the farwood
FLOPPY DISK: whatcha git from trying to carry too much farwood
RAM: that thing whut splits the farwood
HARD DRIVE: getting home in the winter time
PROMPT: whut the mail ain't in the winter time
WINDOWS: whut to shut when it's cold outside
SCREEN: whut to shut when it's black fly season
BYTE: whut them flys do
CHIP: munchies fer the TV
MICRO CHIP: whut's left in the munchie bag
MODEM: whatcha did to the hay field
DOT MATRIX: ole Dan Matrix's wife
LAP TOP: whar the kitty sleeps
KEYBOARD: whar ya hang the keys
SOFTWARE: them plastic forks and knives
MOUSE: what eats the grain in the barn
MAIN FRAME: what holds up the barn up
SQL: what da hogs do when we pull thar tail
PORT: fancy flatlander wine
ENTER: northern talk fer "y'all c'mon in"
RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: when ya cain't 'member whut
ya paid fer yer rifle when yor wife asks
MOUSE PAD: hippie talk fer the rat hole
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